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Harry Potter Broomstick Toy actually prepubesant sex toy: fun for all ages

2005-08-09T09:55:00.000-04:00

Mattel is pulling a vibrating Harry Potter toy broomstick from the market after several complains from parents about adolescent girls spending too much time playing with the toy. Yeah, i'm serious about this one. Check out some reviews for the toy found recently:

review from an oblivious parent:
"Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!"

Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA
"I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one."

...and this bitch is just asking for her kids to be taken away:
Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
"When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children."

iGod

2005-08-09T09:21:00.000-04:00

G-d on the go, with iGod.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolavconsole/ukfs_news/hi/nb_wm_fs.stm?checkedBandwidth=nb&nbram=1&checkedMedia=asx&news=1&bbwm=1&nbwm=1&bbram=1&nol_storyid=4131924

The BBC rules.

Nerd Shoe for you

2005-06-21T12:57:00.000-04:00

Watch this flash movie about the upcoming console war. For it is funny. Do it. Now.

http://www.somethingawful.com/firemancomics/consolewar2.htm

"The American Taliban"

2005-06-16T12:52:00.000-04:00

Check out the horrible things prominent bastards are saying about America and semites.

Bailey Smith
"With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew."

Beverly LaHaye (Concerned Women for America)
"Yes, religion and politics do mix. America is a nation based on biblical principles. Christian values dominate our government. The test of those values is the Bible. Politicians who do not use the bible to guide their public and private lives do not belong in office."

Bob Dornan (Rep. R-CA)
"Don't use the word 'gay' unless it's an acronym for 'Got Aids Yet"

...and that's only the start.

check out the rest @

http://www.reandev.com/taliban/

Proof of Waste

2005-06-03T14:17:00.000-04:00

Taxing And Regulating Cannabis Could Yield $14 Billion In
Annual Savings And Revenue, Study Says
Boston, MA: Enforcing state and federal marijuana laws costs
taxpayers an estimated $7.7 billion annually, according to a report
released this week by visiting Harvard University economics professor,
Jeffrey Miron, and endorsed by more than 500 economists.
The report, entitled "Budgetary Implications of Marijuana Prohibition
in the United States," estimates that legalizing marijuana would save
state and local governments $5.3 billion annually, while saving the
federal government $2.4 billion. A previous analysis of marijuana arrest
expenditures published by the NORML Foundation in March estimated that
enforcing marijuana prohibition, primarily at the state level, costs
approximately $7.6 billion per year.
Miron's report also estimates that legalizing cannabis would yield
$6.2 billion in annual revenue if it were taxed at rates comparable to
those imposed upon alcohol and tobacco.
"We ... urge the country to commence an open and honest debate about
marijuana prohibition," states an open letter accompanying the report,
signed by over 500 economists, including Stanford University's Milton
Friedman. "We believe such a debate will favor a regime in which
marijuana is legal but taxed and regulated like other goods. At a
minimum, this debate will force advocates of current policy to show that
prohibition has benefits sufficient to justify the cost to taxpayers,
foregone tax revenues, and numerous ancillary consequences that result
from marijuana prohibition." A previous survey published in the April 2004
issue of the journal Econ Journal Watch found that most US economists
believe that current drug prohibition strategies are ineffective and favor
liberalizing American drug policies.
Full text of the report, "Budgetary Implications of Marijuana
Prohibition in the United States," is available online at:
http://www.prohibitioncosts.org/mironreport.html

Music that does not suck!

2005-06-03T09:53:00.000-04:00

One of my personal favorite artists, Malcolm Middleton of Arab Strap fame, is releasing his 2nd forthcoming album titled Into The Woods on the 13th of June. Into The Woods looks to break free from the style of his first solo work titled, and i kid you not, 5:14 Fluoxytine Seagull Alcohol John Nicotine, which many describe as "sad bastard music", and promises to be far more upbeat without touching upon the "pop" moniker.

His website is:

http://www.malcolmmiddleton.co.uk/

And you can listen to sample clips from the album here:

http://www.malcolmmiddleton.co.uk/audiovideo.htm

Give it a listen. Maybe you'll like it.

Medical Marijuana Bill reintroduced! You can help!

2005-05-05T20:30:00.000-04:00

Bipartisan Bill To Legalize Medical Marijuana Reintroduced In Congress
HR 2087 Grants Leeway To State Legislatures, Would End Bush
Administration's Assault On Medical Marijuana Patients
Washington, DC: Republicans Ron Paul (TX) and Dana Rohrabacher (CA),
along with Democrats Sam Farr (CA), Barney Frank (MA), Maurice Hinchey
(NY), and 25 co-sponsors reintroduced legislation yesterday in Congress to
permit the use of medicinal marijuana by seriously ill patients.
HR 2087 seeks to reschedule cannabis under federal law so that
physicians may legally prescribe it in states that have recognized its use
under state law. It also permits state legislatures that wish to
establish medical marijuana distribution systems the legal authority to do
so. Eleven states - Alaska, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine,
Maryland, Montana, Nevada, Oregon, Vermont and Washington - have enacted
laws exempting qualified patients who use cannabis medicinally from state
criminal penalties.
"It makes no sense at all to have the federal government overriding a
vote of the people of a state on what should be criminalized and what
shouldn't be criminalized in terms of personal consumption," Rep.
Rohrabacher said at a news conference marking the bill's reintroduction.
"The federal government should butt out."
Talk-show host and medicinal cannabis patient Montel Williams, who was
diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis in 1999, joined members of Congress in
calling for legal access to medical marijuana. Williams said that he has
legal permission to use cannabis in both Canada and the state of
California, but could be arrested for medicating himself in the nation's
capitol. "I'm hurting right now. Why? Because I knew I had to come to
Washington DC and I can't carry [cannabis] because I know I'd get busted,"
he said.
HR 2087 co-sponsor Maurice Hinchey said the bill was about "individual
choice, health care, and states’ rights," and added that he expected to
reintroduce a federal amendment in June barring the Justice Department
from spending federal dollars to prosecute medicinal cannabis patients and
providers in states that allow its use.
NORML Executive Director Allen St. Pierre urged for Congressional
hearings on the bill. "Passage of HR 2087 would remove the threat of
federal prosecution of patients who are using cannabis therapeutically in
compliance with their state laws, and would effectively get the federal
government out of the way of those states that wish to regulate marijuana
as a medicine," he said.
For more information, please contact either Allen St. Pierre or Paul
Armentano of NORML at (202) 483-5500. Additional information regarding HR
2087 is available on NORML's website at:
http://capwiz.com/norml2/mail/oneclick_compose/?alertid=7531001

The Rock Box! article

2005-04-27T11:45:00.000-04:00

My buddy Joe Macon recently scanned and posted an article i wrote about him and his new show entitled
"The Rock Box!" on his brand new flickr account.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/immaconmovies/

Pull up the thumbnail, and check it out for yourself.

You can also visit his website @

www.immaconmovies.com

He's posted the entire first episode of the show, so watch it and give us some feedback.

The League of Secret Legionaries

2005-04-25T21:54:00.000-04:00

One of the most terrifyingly funny web cartoons in existance.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/05_av/secretep1/secretep1.asp

The Perry Fellows Bible rules me

2005-04-20T11:02:00.000-04:00

Probably the best weekly web comic in publication today. There's about a billion of them, so check it out if you're terribly bored or actually want to laugh for a few seconds.

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

Must reads include:

nude beach

angels caught

angry hammer

no survivors

...check them out.

Oh hell yeah, recognition from La Mi Vida Violenta

2005-04-19T23:15:00.000-04:00

Just to make sure no one thinks this site has any kind of credibility, allow me to brag about this:

" Some belated thank-you's for our latest shows: Bonnie & everyone @ the Espirit Decorps Collective, the manhole worker, Joe Macon,

Caleb Lyons,

the Knitting Factory, the Clicks, Ben, Eric & Tim Hnatiw, Alex & Alex & the Radical Student Union, Andy, Meghan, Steven, & Will of Ampere, John & Mike & everyone @ the Shed, & last but certainly not least, Al, Dewi, & Pete from the Mathematicians & of course, Collin, Juice, & Joe from Sentai. "

Yeah, and all i did was carry in equipment and help them set up for a show. Oh hell, i forget, they're this amazing band called La Mi Vida Violenta. Their site is:

http://www.angelfire.com/ma3/myviolentlife/frontpage.html

Check out the sound clips, they are incredible.

Okay, so i have some integrity.

Ohhhh good. The new Pope is a Nazi deserter....

2005-04-19T16:04:00.000-04:00

Yeah, Joseph Ratzinger, the new pope, who's pope name is Benedict "ex vee eye", was once a member of the Nazi Army of Germany. They know how to pick them, don't they?

Story goes, he was a soldier for Germany, know as the Nazi party back then, and ended up deserting his fellow officers. Note this took place in '45, which was after the vast majority of the genocide happened. He was then captured by the US as a POW, was soon released, and then started studying to become a priest through thrological and philosphical studies.

So he may not only hate jews, but also the US as well. Wonderful.

On top of it all, he's super duper traditionalist, which means any reform resulting in a Vatican 3 is a no go. Female priests are going to be a no go, pluralism will not be stressed (pluralism is the idea that not only are all major world religions justified in their service to G-d, but they all have a place in the world), homosexuality will still be viewed as a disease on the progress of mankind, and who knows what else will be covered up in the coming years.

I suddenly miss that old guy in a hat who used to ski and looked like a rubber finger-puppet you get for 15 tickets at Aladin's Castle. :-/

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/19/ratzinger.profile/index.html

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/19/ratzinger.profile/index.html

Feel Good Inc.

2005-04-14T15:54:00.000-04:00

The new Gorillaz music video is crazy good. Thanks to Justin for bringing it to my attention.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2667750?htv=12

Watch it here on ifilm. The quicktime format, as usual, is the best.

Enjoy.

...feel good...

The Ballad Of Hunter Thompson

2005-04-07T18:44:00.000-04:00

Way up in Colorado
Some say there lived a man
Who had politics on his mind
And a gun in his hand

He should have been dead long ago
But he had no fear of death
Lived like there was no tomorrow
And wrote until his last breath

Weathered like a war veteran
He struggled with everyday tasks
His brain was full of chemicals
And his answers were in a flask

The world was never fast enough
For a soldier who tripped and sped
The day life caught up with him
Was the day he was found dead

-Justin A. Whitkin

How many Emmy nominations does you father have? :-p

2005-04-06T11:33:00.000-04:00

My father, Roger Barton Lyons, has been nominated for two Emmys from the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, AKA NATAS, and yes, i know it's "Satan" spelled backwards. One was for a Rockettes special that aired last November, and another was for a commercial we worked with along side my step-brother, Jake Briar. Congratulations go out to him and Jake!

Oh G-d no! Mitch Hedberg fucking died!?!!?!

2005-04-01T11:06:00.000-05:00

My favorite standup comedian, the mellow, crass, and often brilliant Mitch Hedberg has passed away yesterday in a hotel room of heart failure.

No one rocked an audience like he did. No one ever will. Damnit, man! He only had one CD wide released!

This sums up my idols passing away, as Arthur Miller and Hunter Thompson have already kicked the bucket.

Oh yeah, and the Pope is about to die, or something.

Don't you just love it when Republican jerks get slapped with condiments?

2005-04-01T10:37:00.000-05:00

Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing

Friday, April 1, 2005 Posted: 9:48 AM EST (1448 GMT)

Pat Buchanan cut short an appearance Thursday after a student threw salad dressing on him.

KALAMAZOO, Michigan (AP) -- Commentator and former presidential candidate Pat Buchanan cut short an appearance after an opponent of his conservative views doused him with salad dressing.

"Stop the bigotry!" the demonstrator shouted as he hurled the liquid Thursday night during the program at Western Michigan University. The incident came just two days after another noted conservative, William Kristol, was struck by a pie during an appearance at a college in Indiana

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/04/01/buchanan.attacked.ap/index.html

Ruins of Ancient City Found in Tsunami Aftermath...

2005-03-21T18:56:00.000-05:00

The water wash revealed some insanely beautiful stones sculptures and statues that have been lost for ages. here's a few links:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/03/17/tsunami.lost.city.ap/index.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7221921/

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=592695

Glad to see something good come from the tragedy...

What does your new SN mean, Cay?

2005-03-14T13:21:00.000-05:00

hanging up the ol' "calebVsJesus" in op for my new SN: "Lone Pica Luna".

Now, while it does sound faintly cool, no one has an idea what it means, i'd wager. So i'll explain here.

Pica Luna is a species of Magpie, which is my favorite bird. Why is it as such? Many reasons.

For one, they're full of emotion. They get defensive of you if u get near their nest, and will even attack if feel threatened. But you can become friends with them if u try hard enough and ease yourself.

This is a pic of one. Duh.

Also, they keep one mate. Admirable do i find a bird with fidelity twards their mate.

but yeah, figured i'd explain myself. Why not? I'm bored. Shut up.

Low music video

2005-03-13T08:35:00.000-05:00

Damn this is good. Just pick your media format, go with quicktime, and enjoy.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/1741/5223316.html

You Filthy Fucking Bastards....

2005-03-10T03:24:00.001-05:00

Every once in a while i post a link that needs attention terribly. This is that entry.

Animals are being brutally tested upon for the sake of science, and this is the proof. How can we treat any creature like this?

http://www.novivisezione.org/mostra/index_en.htm

It's painful, but go thru the gallery. You'll learn a lot.

Take care of yourselves.

Your Filthy Fucking Bastards....

2005-03-10T03:24:00.000-05:00

Why does the headline have to say "Another"?

2005-03-09T12:15:00.000-05:00

Another man cuts off penis, eats it

From staff writers
March 08, 2005

From: NEWS.com.au

A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines after cutting off his penis and eating it.
Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.

In 2003 a Malaysian man cut off his penis and fried it up before making a meal of it.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12477927-13762,000.html

So...Maybe He Really Is Innocent...?

2005-03-09T11:13:00.000-05:00

Brother of Jackson Accuser Admits Lying

Tue Mar 8, 6:01 PM ET

Entertainment - AP Gossip/Celebrity

By TIM MOLLOY, Associated Press Writer

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - A 14-year-old boy who testified that Michael Jackson (news) molested his brother acknowledged under cross-examination Tuesday that the pop star didn't show him a sex magazine that the prosecution had introduced into evidence. The witness also said he lied under oath in a separate civil lawsuit.

AP Photo

AFP

Slideshow: Michael Jackson

Accuser's Brother Bombarded in Jackson Trial
(AP Video)

The teenager, who visited Jackson's Neverland ranch for the last time in March 2003, became confused after Jackson attorney Thomas Mesereau showed him a copy of Barely Legal magazine dated August 2003. The boy had testified on Monday that the magazine was one of those that Jackson had showed to him and his brother.

Confronted with the conflicting dates, the boy said: "I never said it was exactly that one. That's not exactly the one he showed us."

He said he had looked at the magazine with District Attorney Tom Sneddon before it was presented as evidence.

Under further questioning by Mesereau, the boy also said he lied under oath in another case when he swore that his mother and father never fought and that his father never hit him.

"When you were asked if your dad ever hit you, you said 'never,'" said Mesereau. "Were you telling the truth?"

"No," said the boy, who is the only trial witness so far to testify that the molestation occurred.

Jackson's attorney also referred to a civil suit the boys' mother filed against a department store company over an encounter with security guards. The mother claimed she was sexually assaulted and the family was beaten by the store guards. The defense contends the suit shows the family has a history of filing false claims to get money.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=492&ncid=762&e=1&u=/ap/20050308/ap_en_ce/michael_jackson

Johnny Rocketfingers

2005-03-07T16:12:00.000-05:00

An amazingly hilarious and well made flash game. Even the loading screen is funny. Shit, look at the title, how couldnt it be good.

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-445.htm

And for the record, i do not nor do i endore being "Suppish".

Can't believe that i'm doing this...

2005-03-07T01:56:00.000-05:00

yeah, i found a band soo good i had to post their link, and yes, they have a myspace musical account. shut the fuck up and listen to the song called "HigherPlane" because it makes me happy. Maybe it'll make u happy as well. either way:

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5868476&Mytoken=20050306225633

Shocker TV kicks ass.

Oh No! Bubba the lobster died!

2005-03-04T07:36:00.000-05:00

"PITTSBURGH, Pa. - He spent decades dodging lobster pots, but in the end, Bubba was done in by a trip to the zoo.

advertisement
The 22-pound lobster died yesterday at the Pittsburgh Zoo, about a day after he was moved there from a fish market.

Bubba died in a quarantine area of the zoo’s aquarium, where he was being checked out to see if he was healthy enough to travel to a Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum.

Experts will examine Bubba to try to figure out why he died, but the owner of the fish market thinks it had to do with the stress of the move. Bob Wholey says lobsters are “very finicky.”

Bubba had spent about a week at Wholey’s Market after being caught off the coast of Massachusetts.

Marine biologists estimate Bubba was 30 to 50 years old."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7077221/

Well what do you expect after years of eating shit?

A Chance To Fuck Those Who Fucked You

2005-02-27T21:20:00.000-05:00

Angry about some bastard professor who gave u a terrible grade and was an asshole all semester long?

www.RateMyProfessors.com

You can even swear at them, albeit astrix-ed out. Have fun.

>:-)

Pauly Shore is Back, Bitches!

2005-02-23T00:54:00.000-05:00

Originally posted @ CNN.com

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/02/21/showbuzz/index.html#2

The return of Pauly Shore

LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) -- Pauly Shore, the critically reviled comedian whose wacky stoner persona brought him a degree of fame in the 1990s, may be getting the last laugh.

TBS has ordered 10 half-hour episodes of a reality show that follows the star of "Encino Man" and other dubious classics as he attempts to revive the Comedy Store, a Los Angeles club founded by his mother, as well as his own career.

Production already is under way on the project, which is tentatively titled "Minding the Store." No airdate has been scheduled.

In "Store," club owner Mitzi Shore allows her 37-year-old son to take control of the Comedy Store. As Shore gets to grips with running a family business his mother can't quite let go of, he also must deal with her disapproval of his dating habits -- long a subject of tabloid fodder. All the while, Shore tries to regain his footing as an actor -- even prodding his agent to get him dramatic roles.

Shore, who first came to popularity on MTV as the host of "Totally Pauly" for five years, earned short-lived endearment among teenagers with such films as "Encino Man," "Jury Duty," "Bio-Dome." But after a short-lived sitcom on Fox in 1997, Shore virtually disappeared. He satirized his struggles in a recent self-financed DVD mockumentary, "Pauly Shore Is Dead."

Founded by Mitzi and Sammy Shore in 1972, the Comedy Store has been the subject of a cable program before at Time Warner, TBS' parent company. HBO used the club as the venue for its "Young Comedians" franchise during the 1980s.

TBS is a division of Time Warner, as is CNN.

Afterthought by Warren Ellis

2005-02-22T18:00:00.000-05:00

Friday March 14, 2003:

At Bruce Sterling’s house in Austin, Texas, Howard Waldrop beams Cory Doctorow an mp3 of some swampy old rock’n'roll from the dawn of time. The next day, across town, his powerbook scorching the flesh off his legs, he beams it over to me in England. I put it up on a private server for Fraction in Kansas City and Laurenn in San Francisco, while reading the first few chapters of Cory’s new book, which he sent to me from an airport a few days before, squatting by the power outlet next to the public toilets. I put down Charlie Stross’ next book for this, shot down the phone from Scotland, presumably before he had to go out with his spear to hunt dinner. Make a note to send the mp3 to Deon Maas in South Africa. Bára sends photos from her balcony in Reykjavik while Andy Cosby threatens my screenplay with substance-challenged 80s TV stars from LA. Jean-Pierre Dionnet says hello from somewhere in Asia, which reminds me I need to speak to Olivier Dahan, who by now is probably in the depths of France, shooting a film with Jean Reno. M Shakti, somewhere between 2003 America and 1920 Paris, lets me know she has audio-blogs up at anaiscam.com. Cory’s document goes in the file with the short story Kenji Siratori sent me from Tokyo.

In 1988, I was living in a room that was six feet long and six feet wide, with no phone, nothing but a record player with tape deck and a portable manual typewriter.

I remember waking up one afternoon and reaching for my last cigarette, that a girl had written “Good Morning” on with a biro before leaving, and thinking: Christ, the world’s got to be bigger than this.

I also remember thinking she was trying to poison me with biro ink.

(Written on, yes, Friday 14 2003)
Up The Creek
Filed under:

* brainjuice

— warrenellis @ 4:15 pm

People keep asking if I’m going to say something about the death of Hunter S Thompson. Hell, a couple of newspapers have asked. This is because I wrote a graphic novel series called TRANSMETROPOLITAN, the creation of whose protagonist was somewhat influenced by Thompson’s writing, persona and life.

I got the news from a friend at CBS at four in the morning, two minutes after it hit the ticker. I was, and am, numb. I’ve tried to write about it a couple of times. When John Peel died, I was wrecked. This time, I’m just numb.

I read an article a few years ago, that I haven’t seen cited in the obituaries yet, wherein it’s stated that Thompson’s body was pretty much packing up on him. His stomach was having problems with toxic substances like, um, food, and his diet was mostly liquid, mashed avocado and yoghurt. He’d spent time in a wheelchair in recent years. His drug use had always been exaggerated for comedic effect, but, at 67, he’d been hammering his body in a committed way for some 50 years. And, at 67, you don’t grow back the bits you killed. There’s a fair chance he was looking at years of dependency, chronic illness, and listening to his own body die by inches. Anyone would find that frightening.

He always wore his influences on his sleeve. JP Donleavy, Faulkner, Mencken, Fitzgerald, Kerouac,
Hemingway. He used and re-used the last line from A FAREWELL TO ARMS, over and over: “I walked back to the hotel in the rain.” Legend has it that he retyped a Hemingway novel to understand how the writer got his effects.

Hemingway, of course, shot himself in the head. Old and sick and unable to live up to his own ideas on manhood.

I always thought it peculiarly apt that the man who wrote that line, whose work was all about keeping the expression of human feeling underneath the surface, sat somewhere quiet and alone and put a shotgun in his mouth.

Hunter Thompson waited until his young wife left the house, and then shot himself in the head with a pistol. He must have been quite aware that either she, or his son, there in the house with his grandson, would find his corpse. Dead bodies don’t lay neatly. They splay, spastic and awful. There is often shit.

I never met Thompson. Had the opportunity a couple of times – magazines wanting to send me out to Woody Creek, that kind of thing – but turned them down. I’ve been lucky so far, in meeting my great influences. But they don’t always go well. Friends of mine have had horrific experiences with their personal heroes, and it often leaves them unable to enjoy the work afterwards. And I wanted to keep the work. So I don’t know what kind of man he was.

And the numbness, in part, comes from now finding that he was the kind of man that’d let his family find him like that. I have a personal loathing for suicide. It’s stupid and selfish and ugly and cowardly and reeks of weakness. Someone said to me yesterday about Thompson, “What a ripoff.” And I kind of know what he meant. It’s become convenient to write Thompson off as parody in recent years, and there’s a case to be made that he peaked around the age of 36, with FEAR AND LOATHING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL ‘72. But he could still make me laugh, even in the most recent collection, HEY RUBE. ” ‘We have many cigarettes here,’ I said suavely” still makes me smile. Writing had clearly become difficult, and a job, but every now and then you’d get a clear burst of the old anger, as in his support for Lisl Auman (google it). He was done with the big fireworks, but the devil was still in him. Probably his great work of the last twenty years was in Being Hunter Thompson. In performance.

But how you leave the stage is at least as important as how you enter it. And he left it alone in a kitchen with a .45, dying in – and wouldn’t it be nice if it were the last time these words were typed together? –

– dying in fear, and loathing.

Warren Ellis
down by the sea
February 2005

My Hero Is Dead

2005-02-21T00:05:00.000-05:00

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, who's newest book is in my bag as we speak, marked not a quarter's way thru, has been killed due to a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/02/21/thompson.obit/index.html

Took CNN like 6 hours to post a story about it, but it does the Doctor justice. I'll be finding a vigil for him tonight.

http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~2724455,00.html

The details keep coming and i'll update this post a shitload, so check back if u give a fuck about the truth.

exerpt from a fascinating story

2005-02-18T12:34:00.000-05:00

London's Red Mayor Baits a "Nazi" Jew
By Melanie Phillips
FrontPageMagazine.com | February 18, 2005

Suddenly, all the talk in Britain is of anti-Semitism. For the past few years, despite the firestorm of anti-Israel and anti-Jewish prejudice that has been raging, any protests have been slapped down as paranoia. Yet in last few days, a lot of people are discovering the phenomenon. The cause is Labour’s supremely politically correct mayor of London, “Red” Ken Livingstone.

At a publicly funded party he threw to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Labour MP Chris Smith coming out as gay, Livingstone was door-stepped by Oliver Finegold, a reporter for the London Evening Standard. The mayor responded by asking whether he had previously been a German war criminal. When Finegold protested that he was Jewish, Livingstone observed: “Arrr, right, well you might be Jewish but actually you are just like a concentration camp guard, you are just doing it because you are paid to, aren’t you?”

the rest of the story is located at:

http://frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=17081

SUPERMAN IS A DICK

2005-02-18T05:35:00.000-05:00

Mr Warren Ellis has been posting these on his blog for the past few weeks. Here they are in their entirety, proof that the man of steel is a total asshole.

http://www.supermanisadick.com/

Yeah, he had me fooled to. Shoulda known not to trust those damn aliens, especially after seeing "V".

Calla show Friday

2005-02-16T12:37:00.000-05:00

http://callamusic.com/

My favorite band, well one of, Calla is playing at TT the Bear's Friday evening. Someone go for me, since i'll be shomer shabbos that evening. They kick ass live, and are really down to earth when u talk to them after shows.

They also have a kick ass MP3 up there, which i posted a week back.

Reggie White, remembered

2005-02-15T10:31:00.000-05:00

White was buried last Thursday, and is being remember as one of the most inspiring people ever to grace teh field. A man of great faith, he studied the torah, even though we wasnt of jewish faith, simply because it made him feel close to G-d:

"White had spent the past nine months taking lessons in Hebrew at least twice a week and told NFL Films he spent as much as 10 hours per day studying the Torah, the first five books of the Old Testament."

Check out the whole article at:

http://www.kwabs.com/artman/publish/article_1001.shtml

Thanks to my housemate Josh for bringing this to my attention.

Honestly, can anyone rhyme better than Chris?

2005-02-15T08:57:00.000-05:00

This is the best rap song every written. And you know it is.

(Verse One)
Call it a rebound of a hip-hop devout, got my heat out,
feel alright like it is Friday night and Pop says,"Yo, let's eat out."
That's what I be 'bout, on the mike is where I be now.
Indeed now,
Good for you and easy to chew like a big bowl of puppy chow,
See how, I get up on the mike and I can excite, You may call it tripe, but that's just spite, I know my shit's tight,
Psych, it's like, when I was just a tike on my trike,
And all the big kids would flip lids on their BMX bikes, go take a hike!
And don't forget the Trail-Mix bitch!
Beats I know come from a Casio, so call me Chris! As in MC, envy, I be on the top of the list,
You try to diss, I won't resist, you'll feel the kiss of my fist!
I never miss! You gonna need a first-aid kit!
Remove your whack-ass rhymes like it be a cancerous cyst!
You can't deny you're tight-ass behind be so movin' to this!
Well MC Chris be holdin' down shit like he be holding bong hits!

(Chorus)
Like Mahatma Ghandi followed by a horde of hotties,
Or the feds on the trail of a Mister John Gotti,
I'm a soundwave tsunami, vocal origami,
Hijack the mike, and it's not like anyone can stop me. (X2) It's not like anyone can stop me, it's not like anyone can stop me.

(Chorus)
It's like arithmetic, the way I make it stick,
Some say it's jibberish, some say it's silly shit.
But some people pay a cover charge to listen to it,
Some people take the path train to Jersey for it.
LADIES!
In the corners with that hand on your hip,
I'll make ya jump so high that the record will skip!
I'll make ya feel so good that the room starts to spin!
My favorite kinda nut is a macadamian!
I say come one all ya hunnies, I am beggin' to begin,
I said I gotta get the grand, gotta get within,
Gotta get more cream then Wis-con-sin!
Honey-room suite at the Sher-a-ton.
Bathtub full of ex-pen-sive gin!
Lots of candles and vi-olins!
Bi-kin-is made of di-o-mands!
Honeys beggin' me to break their hi-o-mins! OHH!
(Chorus)

www.mcchris.com He's got mp3s also, for free. I know, he owns my music library from M down.

Guide to good music

2005-02-09T04:58:00.000-05:00

Best fansite chain ever:

www.brainwashed.com

The eye is a bunch of video clips of bands laced with interviews. The Angels of Light and Devandre Banhardt is especially good.

www.allmusic.om

Find any band ever. Simple as that.

While we're at it, i'll throw in the guide to electronic music. This thing'll keep u busy all damn week:

http://www.di.fm/edmguide/edmguide.html

Enjoy, y'all. This year will be amazing.

Why this blog is called bastard caleb

2005-02-07T15:09:00.000-05:00

This is an assignment for journalism class i didnt take too seriously and made 2 version of a story lead. i like the 2nd one better.

"Caleb Lyons

This coming Sunday, the 2nd, at 2:00PM time the Horance Mann High School athletic field will be hosting a charity game, with teams comprised of players from both the chamber of commerce and city employees.

Take yo ass to the damn field, boy! Shit be going down, for real! Motherfuckers from both the MF’in chamber of commerce and da’ baddest city employees will throw down on the field, fo sho! And all this heat be going into charity, dawg! No shit! It’s in memory of this cat named Chris Hatfield who was taken from us due to Hodgkin’s Disease last year, and all da damn money will be going to, get this, the Chris Hatfield Memorial Fund! Yeah!"

What do u think?

CALLA HAS NEW MP3s UP!!!!

2005-02-07T15:07:00.000-05:00

my favorite band has posted new mp3s. give 'em a listen

www.callamusic.com

yeah, i know. they are that good.

Guide to Jeudaism

2005-02-06T18:58:00.000-05:00

Ohkay, how did it start for me. Well, i began eating semi and kosher foods this week, and began feeling much better about myself. It's a theory in jeudaism, that by eating these food, following the lord's will, that one is feeding their spirit. You have physical health and spiritual, and when u connect to G-d like this, u are doing the equivalent of exercise for yr. spirit .

So after this, my life began a string of more than coincidental events, and when i found my yamaka and wore it on friday night, the jewish sabbath called shabbos, i felt something inside me. After ages of denying my spirit, it has finally grown. I know it sounds like hoo-hawky, especially from a kid who's SN is CalebVsJesus, but it's very true. I feel different, and when i pray or eat kosher foods, do mitzvot (good deeds everyone should do. mostly helping others.) i feel that much better.

I'll continue to update this entry for u all.

Coming soon....

2005-02-06T18:53:00.000-05:00

My guide to Jeudaism, as i have just started to become more observant. This way everyone will know what i am doing and my reasons for such

My guide to podcasts and podcasting. The best radio is being missed by the world, and they don't even know it

My guide to torrent files, like my favorite TV show, a british import.

Please keep updated if any of these fancy u. Book mark me, if u do.

,Cay

ALBUM OF THE YEAR

2005-02-05T17:23:00.000-05:00

Well, i like to think so. This site has previews of every song on Tom Waits' newest release "Real Gone", and it's maybe the best album i've heard all year. Must hears are Hoist That Rag, Don't Go Into The Barn, Shake It and Make it Rain.

http://www.danceage.com/media/554-Tom-Waits-Real-Gone.php

Oh and the cool thing i telle people about him: he got his gruff voice by screaming into a pillow one terribly broken-hearted night until his vocal chords were permanently damaged. I know, i love him too.

Enjoy, dears.

Terrible but true: Urban Legends

2005-01-27T14:02:00.000-05:00

I found a couple of worthwhile knowing pieces of info last night. Figured i'd share 'em, why not.

While he was gubnor, our idiot president Bush (just so i can make my stance on him.) declared a Jesus Day for Texas. Excellent seperation of church and state, huh?

http://www.snopes.com/religion/jesusday.htm

Disney forced lemmings to commit mass suicide for the sake of capturing for a documentary they were created. I guess if animals don't talk, disney kills them?

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.htm

Why weed in MA sucks

2005-01-18T17:28:00.000-05:00

This is a few examples of how good Cali weed is.

http://xexify.normbaits.com/trainwreck.jpg

http://xexify.normbaits.com/hindukush.jpg

Thanks to David for the links and bandwidth.

Fox Sucks for another reason now!!! Censorship has hit a brick wall, and broken thru!!!

2005-01-18T16:00:00.000-05:00

FOX CENSORED A CARTOON DOG'S ASS! ON FAMILY GUY! YEARS AFTER IT ORIGINALLY AIRED!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=1&u=/ap/20050117/ap_on_en_tv/tv_obscured_rear

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Paulie Shore Live!

2005-01-18T11:37:00.000-05:00

This friday, the midnight movie at the Coolidge Corner theatre is a screening of Paulie Shore's directorial debut entitled "Paulie Shore is Dead", and Shore will be in attendence to answer questions afterwards. I will be there documenting the event in as many ways as possible. Info on it can be found at:

http://www.coolidge.org/Coolidge/s_ser_mid.html

I may even go Saturday.

Robotic Sharks Revolt!

2005-01-18T11:11:00.000-05:00

2005: The Year of the Great Roboshark Wars. Mark my words.

"Indeed, tourists will be very glad of their bite-proof pods, because Roboshark is programmed to enjoy a spot of human hunting."

Full article here.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4117355.stm

It's going to be a strange year...

Crazy Good Preview

2005-01-17T20:59:00.000-05:00

This is the frst four pages from the forthcoming issue of Warren Ellis' masterpiece in work, Planetary. Each issue is stand alone, so u don't need to know much about it to enjoy it. Look at John Cassaday's fucking pencils! Amazing!

http://www.popcultureshock.com/reviews.php?id=3792

"Weeeee!"

2005-01-16T19:15:00.000-05:00

Just click the fucking link. I don't wanna explain it.

http://www.holyzoo.com/media/Weeee.html

Oh the Silliness of it all!!!

2005-01-15T02:17:00.000-05:00

Link i found in my private journal site. It's too damn funny not to share.

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

I'm not even sure what it is. Good thing.

Bill O'Reilly is a bastard

2005-01-12T01:55:00.000-05:00

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2654742

watch him in action being a pervert at the same time.

Die O'Reilly.

Ashlee Simpson still sucks

2005-01-12T01:37:00.000-05:00

Booed off stage. Good. Ha.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2662083

Hope vacations were good.

I'm Back, You Rat Bastards

2005-01-07T13:35:00.000-05:00

My photo blog

http://www.flickr.com/photos/caleb/

I have a ton of pictures up there, and more every week or so. Enjoy.

New Year, New Site

2005-01-06T01:23:00.000-05:00

Goodbye to diepunyhumans.com

hello to the new and improved:

www.warrenellis.com

It's not a terrible replacement.

Fuck The South

2005-01-02T10:10:00.000-05:00

You heard me. Fuck 'em.

www.fuckthesouth.com

Yes, it's a real site, fool.

Sorry Everybody

2004-12-22T09:42:00.000-05:00

This is a site dedicated to those Americans who arent happy about what happened on November 4th, 2004, and this is our appology to the world. I'm thinking of submitting my own photo.

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/

new NORML director

2004-12-22T02:35:00.000-05:00

The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws has a new director, effective as at years end. Here's the article sent to me today in full:

Re: New NORML Director Announcement

December 22, 2004

Dear NORML Supporter:

I want to wish you a happy holiday season, and I am pleased to make a
major announcement!

NORML's board of directors recently voted overwhelmingly to appoint Allen
F. St. Pierre as NORML's next executive director. Allen is replacing
NORML's legendary founder and executive director R. Keith Stroup who
announced his resignation effective at the end of the year.

Briefly put, Allen St. Pierre has worked longer, harder and smarter than
any employee in the organization's storied 34-year history. After
graduating from the University of Massachusetts at Amherst with a degree
in Legal Studies, Allen was recruited away from a major Washington, DC law
firm by NORML in 1991 to help right America's most famous marijuana law
reform organization-which had fallen on hard times, both politically and
financially.

As a long-serving NORML board member I came to understand Allen's
commitment to NORML and marijuana law reform in the summer of 1992 when
he, amazingly, as NORML's only employee, ran the entire organization by
himself for four months. Even during this difficult period in the
organization's history, the organization continued to fully function
serving the general public, legal advocates, media, policy makers, NORML's
members and chapters.

Frankly speaking, as my fellow board member and Missouri NORML coordinator
Dan Viets often reminds audiences at NORML's functions: There simply would
be no NORML today without Allen's presence and dedication to the
organization and the marijuana law reform movement.

Comfortable in hemp apparel as he is in Harris Tweed, necessarily, Allen
has one foot in the button-down world of NORML's K Street environs and the
other in a muddy, rain-soaked hemp rally. Serving as the organization's
archivist and chief information officer since 1991, Allen's forgotten more
about marijuana and marijuana policy than most scholars will ever know
about the subject matter. Allen is generous with his time and knowledge,
regularly providing valuable assistance to scholars, students, and
activists.

Allen has traveled the United States, Canada and Europe effectively and
passionately advocating for marijuana law reform; lectured and debated at
dozens of major universities; spoken at nearly every major (and minor)
drug policy reform rally or conference; served as chief editor for all of
NORML's publications, reports and webpages. Allen has faithfully and
professionally represented NORML, marijuana consumers and marijuana law
reform, over 4,000 times in the major media since 1991.

Serving as the founding executive director of the NORML Foundation since
1997, Allen St. Pierre was the board's first, and only, choice to replace
NORML's founder R. Keith Stroup. Allen assumes the position of executive
director of NORML on January 1, 2005.

I want to remind you that being the executive director of NORML is one of
the most challenging and important public interest leadership positions in
Washington, D.C. Even with Allen's formidable skills, he can't champion
the ultimate marijuana law reform changes we all want to achieve without
receiving a steep increase in financial support. Folks like you and me are
needed to fuel NORML's continued growth in public services and scope of
political influence.

Oh look, a music link!

2004-12-22T01:08:00.000-05:00

This is a band i found called Symbiotic. They're kind of like an industrial band raping a few other genres. One of the core members, AzraelTrigger, is on the same small journal site that i am, and i found the link to his work page there.

http://www.symbiotic.tv/

Go to songs and listen to the 2 offered downloads. They do require Quicktime, which u should already have if your not an idiot.

Racist bitch

2004-12-21T19:06:00.000-05:00

Scene took place on a BA (British Airways)flight between Johannesburg and London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available."
The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we
still have one place in the first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to
make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." She turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in
first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were
shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. This is a true story. If you are against racism, please send this message to all your friends; please do not delete it without sending it to at least one person."

Hitler was a tax dodger

2004-12-19T13:24:00.000-05:00

Sounds like a Wesley Willis song, don't it? Thanks to Madison for the link

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_19-12-2004_pg9_1

UNBELIEVABLE INJUSTICE

2004-12-18T15:32:00.000-05:00

Todd McFarlane, the guy who created the hugely sucessful indie cult comic "Spawn" has filed for bankrupcy after Tony Twist, an NHL hockey player, won a lawsuit for $15 million against McFarlane for naming a character in said comic book Antonio "Tony Twist" Twistelli, even though he HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM, IN APPEARENCE, DEMEANOR OR OTHERWISE!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=503&e=2&u=/ap/mcfarlane_bankruptcy

This country is retarded.

Trailers For Chanukah

2004-12-18T08:31:00.000-05:00

It's 8:31 in the morning, and i feel like posting a few of the trailers for the movies i'm looking forward to in the next year.

Batman Begins: New Trailer posted on the 15th. It will live up to expectations. Just watch the damn trailer.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/batman_begins/trailer/

Constantine: Based upon the cult comic Hellblazer, and holy shit does this movie look incredible.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/constantine/trailer/

Spielberg. Cruise. War of the Worlds. Thank God.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/waroftheworlds/

The Amityville Horror remake. A new horror movie that i'll go to, finally.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/the_amityville_horror/large.html

Back to basics, kick ass martial arts fighting. This is the real deal. His name is Tony Jaa. This is Ong Bak.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/ong_bak-tlr.html/

This summer will kick ass. Enjoy.

DEPRESSING NEWS

2004-12-16T23:46:00.000-05:00

I got this in the NORML newsletter i get every week. Sadly, Umass Amherst will have to settle with the massive amount of pot that's already at their school...

_______________________________________________________
DEA Rejects University's Bid To Grow Medical Cannabis
For Clinical Research
    Washington, DC: The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) on Friday
rejected an application to establish a private medicinal cannabis
production facility at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst.
    The application - filed in 2001 by Lyle Craker, director of the
UMass-Amherst Medicinal Plant Program - requested permission to cultivate
cannabis for FDA-approved research. Presently, all federally approved
research on marijuana must utilize cannabis grown and supplied by the US
National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA). The UMass-Amherst proposal
sought to provide researchers with an alternative, independent source of
cannabis for FDA-approved clinical trials. In recent years, several US
researchers have complained that the low quality of NIDA-grown marijuana
is insufficient to use in clinical trials evaluating cannabis' therapeutic
potential.
    In its rejection of Craker's application, the DEA said that the
establishment of such a production facility "would not be consistent with
public interest," adding that it was "reasonable" to limit the drug's
supply because marijuana is "the most heavily abused of all Schedule I
controlled substances," and that NIDA's crop was of "sufficient quality"
to meet researchers' present needs.
    The agency further noted that it would discourage research
investigating the medical utility of smoked cannabis, stating, "Smoked
marijuana ... ultimately cannot be the permitted delivery system for any
potential marijuana medication due to the deleterious effects and the
difficulty monitoring the efficaciousness of smoked marijuana."
    In a prepared statement, Craker who along with NORML Board Members
Rick Doblin and Valerie Corral-Leveroni filed suit in July demanding the
DEA to respond to his research application said: "I am disappointed that
the DEA seems to have decided that marijuana cannot be a medicine before
the research has even taken place. We intend to appeal this decision and
will keep trying to pursue vitally important research on [the] medical
uses of marijuana."
    Craker has 30 days to appeal the DEA's decision.
    Presently, a handful of clinical trials investigating the therapeutic
potential of inhaled cannabis are ongoing at the Center for Medicinal
Cannabis Research (CMCR) in California. Those studies all use
NIDA-supplied marijuana.
    For more information, please contact either Allen St. Pierre,
Executive Director of the NORML Foundation, at (202) 483-5500 or Rick
Doblin, Executive Director of the Multidisciplinary Association for
Psychedelic Studies (MAPS), at (617) 484-8711.

Holy crap, the Pope said something i agree with....

2004-12-16T23:33:00.000-05:00

Pope Jean Paul "The Pope" condemns use of violence in Iraq in the name of peace-making. Almost makes up for the past 1500 years of oppression and hate in the name of God.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200412/s1267206.htm

Note to self: never go to the bank on acid

2004-12-16T23:03:00.000-05:00

Man blames triple murder/ bank robbery on drug fueled confusion. In other news, he's a a total asshole.

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_pg=1638&u_sid=1286207

And now, a PSA from The Dog Of Tears...

2004-12-15T15:10:00.000-05:00

dave says 'play this very loud, do not re-adjust volume after hitting play, and if you want more antarctic country music mixed with blood lugies, go to my website,

http://xexify.normbaits.com

-THE DOG OF TEARS

Ooooooo! Evil laser of terrorism is neigh!

2004-12-12T21:47:00.000-05:00

Is American sick of this bullshit yet? Now, we're being warned that (get this) there are terrorists attempting to use laser pointers who shine in the eyes of pilots and cause them to crash! Are we living in THE most idiotic country in the world, or what?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/09/terrorist.laser.ap/index.html

retarded army

2004-12-12T21:41:00.000-05:00

A man sacrificed his ring finger to save his wedding band, after a battle in Fallujah. And the medics lost the ring!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/12/marine.finger.ap/index.html

This war is the biggest disaster since the Children's Crusade.

And now for something completely different

2004-12-11T20:13:00.000-05:00

Here's the new trailer to the Wily Wonka movie, directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp. All shall enjoy....

http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?id=1313540&sdm=web&qtw=640&qth=400

Beyond "wanker", "tosser" and "sod"

2004-12-11T01:25:00.000-05:00

I was fucking around the other night, and found a guide to British swearing. I figure it'll stir things up a bit in my current lock of dialect:

http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml

Part of my increasing interest in Alex Jones

2004-12-06T16:47:00.000-05:00

Arnold Schwarzenegger exposed: i may join arms against the bastard. Read up on this anti-Arnold site

http://www.arnoldexposed.com/

I was suprised what i found, and you will be too.

WTF

2004-12-03T22:01:00.000-05:00

The downside to the internet is it's accessible everywhere....

http://www.filipina.com/

...with the music and everything, oh god. the world truly is declining.

Watch this!

2004-12-02T23:50:00.000-05:00

My father has a special airing on CBS channel 4 tommorow night at 7:00pm. It's called "The Radio City Christmas Spectacular Comes to Boston" and features the Rockettes, and you'd had better watch it or i'll find you.

Channel 4
7:00
PM
30 Minutes
Do it!

Did Bush steal this election to?

2004-11-24T17:25:00.000-05:00

If so, it would mean the death of democracy. The people no long have the power. And isnt that what Republican government is all about anyway?

http://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/Story.asp?ID=4688

http://www.northcountynews.com/view.asp?s=11-17-04/news5.htm

I'm going to go drug myself up to the eyeballs and lament the end of the country i was once duped into loving. There is no God, and if there was, he's be a Republican.

The ugly member of Destiny's Child falling on live TV

2004-11-24T01:04:00.000-05:00

Hahahaha! You fell!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/destinyschildfall.html

Oh, sometimes the simple things make me laugh. Keep watching it: it's still funny.

Is your alien implant bugging the shit out of you again? Well your problems are solved!

2004-11-22T01:07:00.000-05:00

Remove your itchy, and often times, psychic power inducing implant with the help of these lovely folks:

http://www.abduct.com/irm.htm

...and the poor bastards are dead serious about this shit.

Has time travel been around for 8 years?

2004-11-20T14:30:00.000-05:00

A white house report may contain the secrets to natural time travel.

http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/379/12190_experiment.html

Oh god, if Bush gets his hands on that.....

What the hell hit the Pentagon on 9/11?

2004-11-17T13:58:00.000-05:00

It sure as shit wasnt an airplane, and this flash movie demonstrates why.

www.freedomunderground.org/memoryhole/pentagon.php#Main

God damnit.....

I think i may go vegetarian again....

2004-11-17T13:46:00.000-05:00

Watch this video regardlessly. See where your meat comes from, and try to justify that.

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=mym2002&Player=qt&speed=_med

Where did i put that coupon for veggie burgers....

Not satisfied with destroying middle-eastern countries and the economy, Bush has set himself a new target.

2004-11-11T17:16:00.001-05:00

The ozone is depleting faster than the audience at a WSC football game, and Bush couldnt care less.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/11/10/bush.globalwarming.ap/index.html

Think we'll have an ozone in 4 years?

Election Results vs. Slave States

2004-11-05T01:26:00.000-05:00

This has gotta be more than a coincidence.

http://www.pvpforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=100793

Isnt life lovely?

Jon Steward tearing ass on "Crossfire"!

2004-10-29T15:43:00.000-04:00

Here's an awesome clip of the Daily Show's Jon Stewart telling off the hosts of CNN's partisian press tool "Crossfire". A must watch.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831

Plesiosaur Proof?

2004-10-27T15:19:00.000-04:00

This is an article surrounding a japanese fishing crew that discovered the body of what many believe is the long though extinct plesiosaur, which also happens to be the same dinosaur many believe Nessy is. The pictures are pretty convincing, so check it out.

http://members.aol.com/paluxy2/plesios.htm

I KNEW IT! AND NOW YOU CAN TO!

2004-10-18T20:31:00.000-04:00

Just something to fill the page while i find some real posts. Did you know that the Pope is the anti-christ? FInd out why:

http://www.pacinst.com/antichri.htm

Maybe they could help explain that evil hat he parades around in while they're at it. Like it's a conduit to hell or somethin'.

Wow! Finally a new entry!

2004-10-14T19:46:00.000-04:00

Just something to keep you all happy. Thanks to Justin for the link

http://picard.ytmnd.com/

Republicans: You want this guy to be president again?

2004-09-09T15:54:00.000-04:00

Bush falling flat on his face. Not literally, but it's just as funny.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sovereignty.mov

What a jackass.....

Play NES games/emultors? Watch this!

2004-08-30T23:34:00.000-04:00

This guy is the shit

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/marioguitar.html

and here he is as a kid w/a piano!

http://homepage.mac.com/mrspleen/.Movies/ben_mario_piano.mpeg

Dave Mathew's Poop

2004-08-26T22:21:00.000-04:00

DMB is being charged with releasing the contents of their tour bus' waste compartment into Illinois' water supply. Read on:

Driving Under The Effluence
http://prosoundnews.com/articles/article_958.shtml

This fucking guy...

2004-08-21T23:54:00.000-04:00

My friend Briana was talking to her friend about Bush and he made some idiotic points, so i asked her if i could IM him. He said yes, and the following is proof of how stupid people are in america.

Caleb Vs Jesus (11:39:48 PM): hey there
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:39:52 PM): so bush huh
LkrMax4 (11:40:01 PM): you like kerry?
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:40:16 PM): i don't love him, but i want him to be president, yes
LkrMax4 (11:40:39 PM): hes the idiot, he cant even choose a side and like everyone else hes a liar
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:40:44 PM): u can never have the ideal person run for president, doesnt work that way
LkrMax4 (11:40:54 PM): i never said you could
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:40:55 PM): ohkay u listen to the news and radio a lot huh
LkrMax4 (11:41:24 PM): do you protest?
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:41:25 PM): yes, kerry has switches sides on issue, but if u were in the senate for as long as him, so would you
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:41:31 PM): people change, it happens
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:41:43 PM): have u ever protested? not yet
LkrMax4 (11:41:44 PM): not everyone has to lie like him for votes
LkrMax4 (11:41:57 PM): like fuck ive protested i leave in january for boot
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:42:20 PM): ohkay, but u like bush?
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:42:24 PM): he's a fucking huge liar
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:42:27 PM): and a bastard
LkrMax4 (11:42:30 PM): i never said he wasnt
LkrMax4 (11:42:39 PM): but hes got the experience
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:42:42 PM): but u were defending him vefore
LkrMax4 (11:42:53 PM): and we need to end the war correctly and not just pull out
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:42:53 PM): so what? it wasnt a good 4 years at all
LkrMax4 (11:43:06 PM): september 11
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:43:10 PM): that country will be a messs for decades
LkrMax4 (11:43:20 PM): its been in a mess for decades
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:43:23 PM): big deal, he can't blame it all on that
LkrMax4 (11:43:27 PM): hes not
LkrMax4 (11:43:31 PM): but its a big part
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:43:49 PM): not in the ways he's affected the country
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:43:52 PM): cutting police
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:43:57 PM): cutting school funds
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:44:14 PM): he's protecting us like a rapist prevents pregnancy
LkrMax4 (11:44:14 PM): so your an A+ scholar?
LkrMax4 (11:44:37 PM): well?
LkrMax4 (11:44:41 PM): do you get good grades?
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:45:21 PM): yes, but what's that ahve to do with anything at all
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:45:31 PM): i'm a double major.
LkrMax4 (11:45:34 PM): i have no respect for people like you once you do something for the country then you can talk to me
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:45:48 PM): what the fuck are u talking about?
LkrMax4 (11:46:03 PM): i have NO respect for you
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:46:10 PM): do something for the country? i pay my damn taxes, isnt taht enough
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:46:18 PM): like i give a shit about your respect
LkrMax4 (11:46:20 PM): everyone does
LkrMax4 (11:46:23 PM): thats shit
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:46:25 PM): your a jackass kid, grow the fuck up
LkrMax4 (11:46:34 PM): shut the fuck up faggot
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:46:42 PM): what, i gotta die for my country
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:46:48 PM): oh great, now the slander begins
LkrMax4 (11:46:54 PM): go shove a dick up your ass and protest with your liberal lesbian fag friends
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:46:54 PM): your an ignorent fool
LkrMax4 (11:47:18 PM): your a spineless bitch
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:47:34 PM): so lets get this, because i do well in school, i'm a faggot
LkrMax4 (11:47:44 PM): no because you do nothing for america
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:48:03 PM): what do u do?
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:48:07 PM): besides look like an asshole
LkrMax4 (11:48:07 PM): what your educated and you protest big deal?
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:48:15 PM): i never said i did
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:48:22 PM): what the hell are u?
LkrMax4 (11:48:34 PM): im an airborne infantry private
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:48:38 PM): i should have no rights? sit back and just let someone destroy my country
LkrMax4 (11:48:47 PM): atleast im willing to put my life on the line for the country
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:48:53 PM): i love my country, asshole. how dare u say anything to me
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:49:01 PM): what u a soldier?
LkrMax4 (11:49:02 PM): fuck you do something for it
LkrMax4 (11:49:09 PM): 82nd airborne
LkrMax4 (11:49:19 PM): in january i leave to hunt osama himself
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:49:20 PM): good for u
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:49:31 PM): yeah, u do that
LkrMax4 (11:49:51 PM): so fuck you maybe if you did something to aid the country id listen to you
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:49:56 PM): look, it great taht your fighting for us and all
Caleb Vs Jesus (11:50:12 PM): what the shit? u warned me?

He then signed off, after warning me. It's no wonder he's a high school drop out, huh? Please feel free to IM him with dirty links and trojans a plenty. Thanks all! Vote Kerry!

All the reason why Bush sucks ass, and more!

2004-08-16T21:35:00.000-04:00

http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/stu/asahib/bush/
Facts are fact, people. Don't re-elect this bastard: and here's why!

Now this is freaking cool

2004-08-14T10:13:00.000-04:00

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

My mother of all people sent this to me. Cool shit, huh?

Do u really love her? Get her the bear who says what your really want to say:

2004-08-13T22:47:00.000-04:00

http://www.tomatoalligator.com/
Thank you to Madison for giving me this link.

THE BEST THING EVER!!!

2004-08-04T01:54:00.000-04:00

My good friend David has a new musical project. It's amazing, and you should listen to it. cut and paste this link:
http://xexify.normbaits.com/
And you shall have your head split open and tv signals will rape your mind. But in a good way.

jesus, politics suck

2004-07-13T12:16:00.000-04:00

I recently got word from a friend of mine who works at a TV station in DC that Ralph Nader was an asshole and is accepting funds from republicans. This link proves this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5411492/site/newsweek/
DON'T VOTE FOR NADER, OR ESPECIALLY BUSH. VOTE KERRY

INJUSTICE WITHIN "JUSTICE"!

2004-07-11T12:56:00.000-04:00

This case was recently brought back into light by a Vanity Fair article by Doctor Thompson. It's worthy of at least a look, so check it out:

http://www.lisl.com

Just to make this blog unbiased, for once

2004-07-10T12:57:00.000-04:00

Here's some (shitty, and poorly presented) "evidence" of Fahrenheit 9/11's "lies". Yay democracy...
http://www.davekopel.com/Terror/Fiftysix-Deceits-in-Fahrenheit-911.htm

Ohkay, who doesnt love this?

2004-07-09T12:07:00.000-04:00

This is hours of entertainment for liberals AND right wingers. Kid safe! Enjoy!
http://www.miniclip.com/joust.htm

Win the vote, rock the vote, hell, even smoke the vote. Now, fuck the vote!

2004-07-09T10:32:00.000-04:00

Deserate times call for desperate measures.
http://www.fthevote.com/
Hell, i'd fuck a republican if it meant Bush was out of office. We wouldnt even have to cuddle afterwards.

My stepbrother jake somehow snuck his way into the newspaper, w/o violence or drugs!

2004-07-08T13:30:00.000-04:00

This is my stepbrother Jake. He's a hilarious and massive bastard, and is family to me. Check out his article:
http://www.romanroxe.com/press1.html

geekcore forever!

2004-07-07T03:41:00.000-04:00

Click listen, then "Fett's Vette". You may know MC Chris from his voice acting in both Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021. He is the fucking man.
www.mcchris.com